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Hey there, Mister Robot - merry f***ing Christmas!
Hey there, Mister Robot - merry f***ing Christmas!

Christmas is a holiday celebrated by humans on December 25th (or 24th, some places). It seems to revolve around the exchange of material goods, the slaughter and festooning of conifers, and the consumption of roasted avians.

It may also be about the birth of a purported deity, but despite the interaction between Transformers and humans, little data has been collected regarding this strange human custom. According to human legend, an individual, who possesses various designations, will travel around the world in a hoversled guided by eight to nine quadripedal herbivores, enter a human domicile and dispense material goods to obedient humans, and leave a fossil fuel for the disobedient. Those poor obedients!

Another human custom, Black Friday, is rumored to be the busiest day of shopping for the material goods needed for exchange on Christmas.


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[edit] Marvel Comics UK continuity

  • The magic of Christmas made Starscream realize that even if he doesn't care, helping people can make him feel... well, he still doesn't really care. Stargazing
  • Optimus Prime shared a little of his own Christmas magic, healing environmental damage with a chunk of the Matrix. The Greatest Gift Of All!

God bless us, every one.

[edit] Unicron Trilogy

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