This is Ratchet Describing Optimus Prime. Like he's a commercial item. Stop Watching TV!
"Listen up gear heads the Autobot you are currently focusing your scanners on is Optimus Prime our units Commanding officer. He's an academy trained Bot a little fresh of the assembly line for my tastes, but a protoformed leader if ever there was one.
As you can see this model comes equipped with all kinds of accessories:
Grapple for subduing enemy's and extra mobility.
Extinguisher hose for putting out fires and tripping up opponents
And a turbo laser axe for combat, demolition and extra propulsion.
Whist stationed here on earth Optimus prime has taken on the vehicle mode of a fire engine in order to better blend in with the local inhabitants. His trailer is detachable and can home in on him to re-atatch when ever needed.
Prime is cool in a crisis and a strategic fighter with a never go offline attitude, but perhaps his greatest asset to our unit is that of a loyal friend."